If you’re lucky enough to live in certain European countries and have probably thousands of dollars to spare, you can grab (or maybe you are lucky enough to ogle in the store) a Dolce & Gabbana Razr V3i phone from Motorola (no word on a specific service provider).

It comes with some media features, but I don’t see a logo, so why bother? Me, I’m starting to yearn for the Pink Razr, now around $80 from Cingular. Now that I’ve got this gig, I figure it’s a tax write-off???!!!

Also new in luxury phones: 24 karat Gold Nokia 8800. Boy, do I feel better about my splurges.