Sharp Byte » Bags http://www.sharpbyte.net girly gadgets and geek chic bits & bytes for nerd femmes Tue, 06 Apr 2010 06:30:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 A Vest that Carries Your Stuff (namely gadgets); Silly Boys, Purses are Better! http://www.sharpbyte.net/accessories/a-vest-that-carries-your-stuff-namely-gadgets-silly-boys-purses-are-better/ http://www.sharpbyte.net/accessories/a-vest-that-carries-your-stuff-namely-gadgets-silly-boys-purses-are-better/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 06:30:38 +0000 Cyberella http://www.sharpbyte.net/?p=262 Men, can you really still complain about our handbags, the things they carry, and their weight anymore with this new product that really to us seems like the purse for men. (And there’s one for women, too.)

Is that a water bottle or are you just happy to see me?

You’re supposed to want to carry your gadgets around in a vest. Sadly, there are not billions of styles to choose from, like with handbags, in addition to the many other downsides of this fashion gear. Like how anyone can wear a loaded Scottevest and not walk like a Slowsky is beyond us!

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Much better!

Of course, to any man out there who likes the vest, feel free to buy & wear. Just try to keep the total ensemb’ too un-fug.

But as a purse lover, I just feel vindicated. Fellas, would you rather we smush down our lovely lady lumps by wearing a vest and an iPad on top of our chests?

No? OK. Now let’s go purse shopping. ;-)

But first a slight correction, the iPad, and apparently a water bottle, would actually sit somewhere around our crotches. Cute, huh?

So what would be atop our breastises? PDAs, apparently. Sooo gropably sexy! ;-)

Oh what’s that honey, you’re giving me your credit card for that new bag and sexy pumps? Thanks! I’ll see you tonight.

Via Engadget

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  • hello-kitty-webcamToiletequse speakers .
  • Douchebag, we mean John Mayer, iPod cases .
  • Superheavy, locked … not a Paddington bag, a laptop case . It’s super secure. Oh and kinda fugly. Worth it?
  • Backpack that allows Fido to run away without your knowledge (also a laptop bag).
  • Awesomest site, Colorware, will reinvent your new Blackberry for any cute color, oh plus Yellow School Bus .
  • Girls love Hello, Kitty. Why? Nevertheless, here’s a webcam fully-shaped like the cartoon cat icon.
  • Hello, Kitty wears a MimoBot suit . Happy Halloween!
  • Hello, Kitty made superexpensive sheerly by Swarovski . Sold! Not.

    • *Via* ChipChick.com, PopGadget.net

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